v2.2 Combined • Original Bike Scorer + BS Pro + Sturgis Tips
Don't get sold.
Don't get played.
BS Detector • Bike Hype Scorer • Sturgis Survival.
Keep your pants, dignity, and wallet intact.
Bike Hype Scorer
Answer honestly about your (or the claimed) bike. Get the real BS rating.
GENERATED STATEMENT (ready for BS Detector)
Sturgis Survival Guide
Maximum fun without losing your pants or dignity.
Budget like your life depends on it
Hard daily limit. Vendors are pros at emptying wallets. Cash for impulses only.
Pace the drinking. Hydrate harder.
One water per two beers. Dehydration turns legends into cautionary tales.
Never drink and ride. Ever.
Cops and tow trucks don't care about your "just one more". Not worth it.
Protect your stuff & boundaries
Lock valuables. Consent is non-negotiable. "No" means no — even at 2am.
Haggle or walk. Most merch is markup.
Official = safer. Everything else: offer 40% less and walk. They will chase.
Protect your ears (and future self)
Good earplugs = you can still hear your bike in 10 years. Tinnitus is forever.
If it sounds too good, run the BS Detector
"Free shots", "VIP", "today only" — 90%+ BS. Future you will thank you.
Leave with stories, not regrets
Best moments are the ones you remember clearly. Pace yourself. Be the legend, not the warning.
Pro move: Score your bike first, then run the generated statement through the Detector.